calise has waaaaaaay too much time on her hands

If you want to see something severely complicated that someone does when they're not in school, click here. Yes, hold the applause please. This is what staying up until after 3:00 am when you have to go to work in the morning does to your brain. For those of you still wondering what this is, it's basically a list of everyone related to Prince Ellic of Dallania (my dear little protagonist) and his family including their birth and marriage dates and locations and "family codes" that can help you see which line everyone comes from. It took me about 36 hrs. And if you think that's impressive, you should see their Personal Ancestrial File.

Goin' Christmas!

Christmas is coming, Calise is getting fat... haha jk. Actually, I'm looking quite trim this week but I'm going to have to watch my figgie pudding this year. I must look good at college, you know. Anyway, Christmas lights are officially one of the top ten banes of my existence right behind telephone calls and editing. I put the beautiful twinkly nuisances up around our store today. Tape guns and twinkle lights are tied for # 3 on the "stick a needle in my eye" category. Tape guns are stinky and I can't stand the sound of two pieces of cardboard rubbing together--and I work in a shipping store. Fabulous. Anyway, the store looks beautiful now so go into your local Goin' Postal and maybe it'll be ours and you can see my handy-work which keeps falling down.
On another note, today is my mother's birthday. I made her a birthday girl hat out of a shipping envelope. I don't think a single person will see this blog entry, but if you do, could you please leave my mother a birthday greeting? Can I comment on my own blog? I'll have to try it. Then I'll feel good about myself. Well, what's the point of having a blog if you can't imagine thousands of people are reading it when they're actually not?

back from homecoming

Okay, so homecoming was probably the eighth dumbest thing ever, but that doesn't mean I didn't look fabulous!

Me, By Myself After Homecoming